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hotwhiteguy:

hotwhiteguy:

i lost my number, can you give me yours

no no no not your phone number your credit card number

(via siriuslyaddictedtoreading)

sassy-spoon:

clpdee:

clpdee:

clpdee:

just watched concrete try and fail to fit into this napkin holder for the past five minutes, now he’s just been standing with his front paws in it looking mad and tired

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are you kidding

you named your fucking cat concrete

(Source: creeplypd, via my-dads-the-king-of-hell)

My anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got the funds, Hun

captain-pragmatism:

maggle:

thenimbus:

if pugs were pokemon, they would evolve into boxers.

I mean
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come on

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those faces

Would that mean Bullmastiffs are it’s final evolution?

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I mean

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??

This is so awesome.

(via karltonrendoo)

entropy-everywhere:

"Oh would you quit your whining!?"

NO!

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jediteaparty:

arauj0:

aangnog:

i just realized that “never” is a contraction of “not ever”

 and “blush” is a contraction of “blood rush”

also “studying” is a contraction of “student dying”

(Source: terrorkion, via superwholock-girl)

happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

(via satanssecretblog)

oknope:

does anyone have like ten thousand dollars they don’t want

(via yume74)